ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull
In which Jimmy Fallon nails it.
i refuse to be seen in public without at least four people following me snapping their fingers aggressively
shoutout to the people who hate my OTPs and still follow me
Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope. I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.
people who send anon hate dont deserve those sunglasses on the anonymous icon
THIS GETS ME EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
I wanna do this with you
I wonder if I could use this to create a copy of that key and break into that house.
chances are you’d have to break into their house to steal them first
my mother and sister went to the Crayola factory and brought this home for me. they know me so well ~
wish my name was Bill so i could be 70% ill
Dont you mean 75%
its 3 in the morning
I don’t want to make this about Supernatural, but…
the future is now
#his hearts still stutter in his chest when he hears those two words#even though it’s been centuries since he heard them last#he’s better at hiding it though #he sees his younger self freeze#go pale and shocked at the sound of the words that have always led back to Rose#and then the memory slots back into place#they’ve been coming back in bits and pieces this whole time#snatches of memory#different vantage points on conversations he’s in the middle of#different perspectives on decisions he’s already made - is making - will make#but it’s not till just now that she’s figured into the picture #it’s not her #not really#but it’s her face and her voice and he’s been starved for both for so long#and when he looks over to the box where he knows she’s sitting #he can see her#just for a moment #not quite memory and not quite reality#smiling at him from across the room (via lyricalprose)
I think life is one big mess and theres no way to get through it but figure out how you personally will deal with it.
so life has changed. A LOT! and oh yah IM SINGLE AGAIN WOOT WOOT!! ive only ever gotten my heart broken so love isnt really making any sense to me...